Is Allah Muhammad’s PA?

Allah sent down a verse because the Prophet Muhammad was being delayed from having intimate relations with his former daughter‑in‑law and new wife!

Your friend gets married, and after dinner you’re all chatting at night. Meanwhile, he is restless to go sleep with his new bride. So right after the meal he chases you out with a stick. Do you have any friend like that? If yes, you may mention him in the comments!

Even if you don’t have such a friend, the Prophet of Islam and Allah together chased Muhammad’s companions out with sticks — just saying. An old man with multiple wives and sex-slaves shows up unannounced at the house of his adopted son and sees that his daughter‑in‑law has no clothes on. Seeing this, he becomes sexually aroused, starts sweating, and mutters to himself — “No… would this be right?” Allah immediately understands what is calling inside his heart! Allah sends down a verse arranging the marriage between Muhammad and his daughter‑in‑law Zaynab. You already know these things.

Muhammad became so obsessed with Zaynab that he arranged one of the grandest feasts in memory — the companions themselves used to say this. On the wedding day everyone was invited to eat. After the meal, some companions did not leave and kept chatting. They were probably chewing betel leaf or something and enjoying conversation. Meanwhile, Prophet Muhammad was restless to go sleep with his former daughter‑in‑law and new wife. At that moment, one companion casually told another during the chat that when the Prophet dies, he would marry Aisha. This too reached the Prophet’s ears. He became extremely displeased. Immediately Allah sent down a verse — absolutely instant! Allah made arrangements so that no one could marry his wives or even think of it. The companions left, and Prophet Muhammad went to sleep with his former daughter‑in‑law.

“O believers, do not enter the houses of the Prophet unless permission is given to you for a meal, and do not wait for its preparation. When you are invited, then enter; and when you have eaten, disperse without lingering for conversation. Indeed, such behavior annoys the Prophet, and he is shy before you, but Allah is not shy of the truth. And when you ask something from the wives of the Prophet, ask them from behind a curtain; that is purer for your hearts and their hearts. And it is not lawful for you to harm the Messenger of Allah or to marry his wives after him, ever. Indeed, that is a grave sin with Allah.” [33:53]

Hadith sources (where the incident is detailed) —

This verse was revealed in the context of a specific incident narrated by the companion Anas ibn Malik.

Sahih Bukhari: Hadith numbers 4791, 4792, 4793 (Chapter: Tafsir / Surah Al‑Ahzab).
Sahih Muslim: Hadith number 3397/1428 (Chapter: Marriage / Section on the marriage of Zaynab bint Jahsh).

Description of the incident: According to the hadith narration, on the wedding night of Zaynab bint Jahsh (ra.), Prophet Muhammad (sa.) arranged a walima (wedding feast). Anas (ra.) says that guests came, ate, and left one by one. But at the end, three (in some narrations, a few) companions remained sitting in the room for a long time, chatting among themselves even after finishing their meal.

The Prophet (sa.) wanted to spend private time with his new wife, but because the companions were sitting for so long, and because he was extremely shy, he could not directly ask them to leave. He stepped out and visited the rooms of his other wives and then returned, only to find them still chatting. Then Allah revealed this verse, stating clearly that such unnecessary lingering and chatting causes the Prophet discomfort and annoyance.

You may consider the Qur’an a divine book — that is your responsibility. But calling a book that fulfills Muhammad’s desires, whims, and sexual cravings a divine scripture in this era is no small claim.